I know my blog is suppose to be a celebration of the great films. But i'll make an exepection for this book. I thought The Fifty Worst Movies of all time (and how they got that way) was interesting and funny enough to blog about. Some of the films featured in this piece of work are really predictable, a few featured I found a little surprising too see amongst the rubble. The author was yet to see the modern films of today, these days the title would be more like 250 ( or more) worst films of all time. The authors, Harry Medved and Randy Drefuss were able to put films like The Omen on the wagon, they had no idea what was too come in the way of horror/thriller films. The Omen most likely wouldn't make it as one of the worst films of all time these days, (I saw the omen when I was a kid, I liked it then, not sure how i will feel about it today), Basically when it was released it was a "Money Maker" for the producers.
This book purposely ignored entering silent film into the mix, not sure why, must of been because they wanted to focus on the worst of one film medium. I'm taking it that this is not an opposite to a Must See film list it's more on the critical side of things, not based on what the general audience would desire too see and enjoy. The book features films that were box office successes and also films that were shunned by audiences and critics alike. A lot of the films mentioned would be forgettable to todays standards, as the restorations only go as far as reserving the timeless goodins.
Here are a few Examples of baddies:
Peter Bogdanovich, who has spent his entire career preserving the classic style of film making with his pictures. He just seemed to fail on numerous occasions after the success of his Brilliant pictures Paper Moon, what's up Doc, The Last Picture Show etc. His popularity in late sixties and seventies seemed to give himself the impression that he could make anything and it will be a great success in all aspects.
A Long Last Love, 1975
Critics Raved: "The Big Blopper of 1975....A colossal ego trip that leaves everyone stranded actors and audiences alike"
His musical attempt proved to get him out of his cocky mind set as it failed on high levels and people could barely watch and listen to the film. I find it incredible that Peter being a devoted fan of the classics didn't hire actors that could sing/dance and act (maybe even find some new Fred Asatire on the horizon) so the Cole Porter song book could see some justice. Cybill Shepherd (isn't she just irritating, even in Taxi Driver, I cant stand her-clearly, I am not a fan), Burt Reynolds and Madeline Kahn sing around 15 Cole Porter songs in this musical, me being a fan of Cole Porter it's all just mean that they would downgrade Mr. Porters fab music, since when could Burt Reynolds and the rest of the gang sing and dance?
Imagine Peter Bogdanovich was going to star in this picture, instead of Burt, so he could be along side his lover at the time,Cybill. It's a real downer that Peter lost his mojo because his small number of successes are some of my all time favorites. It's really no wonder why this film made the list.
Cybill shepbard barely makes it through a dance number, at the same time butchering a Cole Porter song.
The Film Myra Breckinridge is "Just About as Funny as a child molester"said one critic for Time Magazine. I haven't personally experienced the film which features Mae West who was an 80 year old woman still pursuing her sex pot image (that's enough to turn anyone away). Today I'm not sure, but this could be considered a cult classic, sounds like a it could be a rave with some audience's today, audiences change.
The director of this disaster was a relative new comer and completely unprofessional, Michel Sarne, he often sent Raquel welsh the she-man crying in hysterics. The plot concerns a man having a nightmare, in the nightmare he goes to have a sex change, the doctor is performing the surgery stoned and the man comes out as Raquel Welch (as the book states, she has yet to show any signs of acting Ability-has she since?). They sing and dance lalala, the man before the sex change dances beside Raquel Walsh =his new self (weird), so I'm guessing it meant to be a inner-outer body experience of sorts?. John Huston appears as a gross old man having a massage. This film was an intended comedy, the critics state it is more of a freak show. It sounds like one film you don't need to watch, it will probably just look hows its described, a distasteful piece of crap and "So TasteLess that it represents some sort of nadir in American cinema... Myra Breckinridge is about as funny as a child molester. It is an insult to intellingence, an affront to sensiblity and an abomination to the eye".... Time Magazine
The films that feature in this book are mix of "gems" that had come out after the Hays code was lifted, and old timers. Parnell (Myrna Loy and Clark Gable's embarrassment, Carole Lombard helped make fun of the film by handing out pamphlets haha) and D.W Griffith's attempt into talkies Abraham Lincoln (which are both famous incredible bombs).
It also features films that did considerably well at the box office in the time of their releases, but these films are considered by critics as cheap and brainless like Valley of the Dolls (the only raves this film got from critics were for the beautiful Sharon Tate, not for her acting sadly, just for her looks). Even the novel it's based upon is describe as cheap trash.
The talented Richard Burton made it into this book for 1972s The Assassination of Trotsky is a forgettable film and title.
One bad film explanation that really made me laugh, to my self, was on Jonathan Livingston The Seagull (1971). oh boy, this is a film to avoid by all accounts. Based on a novel, this film was made on the purposes it would be a huge success because nothing like this had been made before (for good reasons). It concerns real life Seagulls flocking about "talking" to each other, voice overs done by actors who don't mind being degraded . Of course when the seagulls "talk" you can't expect them to move their beck's and thats right they don't. It all seems so ridiculous just swarms of seagulls frolicking about, then these voice overs chat about how they deserve better than their current seagull diets. how sadly funny. Ever since I was a youngster I haven't really taken a liking to the Real life animals having human voice over's (usually the animals want to have a better time of it, Milo and Otis is a great example), its just too absurd stick to animations.
Faye Dunaway made an appearance into the top 50 for a Vittorio De Sica film A place for Lovers. A place for Lovers was a 1969 MGM release that has Faye Dunaway playing a dying woman who seems too want to spend her last days in solitude in Italy watching television . She falls for a man she sees on TV and has to meet him and does....
The Critics Raved: "The Most God Awful Piece of Pseudo-romantic slop i've ever seen!...Even a director who had made no movies would have had a hard time making one as bad as this" - Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun Times.
This book features many of some of the greatest actors, directors and producers at their very embarrassingly worst. Producer Sam Goldwyn using his love for extravagance made The Goldwyn Follies in 1938 , I would love to see this, with hopes I could sit through it.
Im not sure if this book is still around to buy or not, it was published in 1978 and belonged to my Nana (I've claimed it).
The Fifty worst worst films (and how they got that way) is really fun to read for any movie fan.
The Goldwyn Follies, 1938
The Worst Films that made the grade in 1978
picked by authors:
Harry Medved and Randy Drefuss
(in alphabetical order):
You see if you click on the links, a number of the films are being appreciated much more and wouldn't come close to being on a worst list today, but there are many more timeless rubbish pieces than there are "alright" films.
What Are Your Thoughts? (its one of my o.c.d traits to provide links to every single film and to provide the year etc lol)
10. Che! (1969 - Omar Sharif as CHE Guevara) 14. Dondi (1961- 3.4 rating on IMDB) 15. EEGAH! (1962- Richard Kiel) 29. New Moon (1940 - 7.2 Rating on IMDB) 31. The Omen (1976 - 7.6 Rating on IMDB)
(Footnote: I wrote everything apart from the critics quotes and the chosen list of bad films, nothing has been copied from the books authors)